Objectivist -

So I was at a supermarket one day, getting some bananas.  Why not right?  They are delicious and come in their own individual packaging.  As the world gets more hectic, the importance of the banana increases.

Now we live in a world where there are implied rules on how to buy your fruit.  Specifically with bananas, one usually buys them in bunches.  I suppose it’s okay if one needs just one banana, then one can just grab one banana.  I figure this rule, while not on any documents of note, is well known.

A woman walks by me, and promptly starts to snap off all the best bananas from different bunches and place them in her basket.  She was an Objectivist.

What a bitch.

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